January 2012
There is not enough kleenex in the world for me today and I can’t leave work and I want my mommy.
Shit. I forgot i had spotify on a reoccuring payment, that just deducted $9 of the $20 i had left in my bank account until monday.
I am so fucking bad at money-life, it’s laughable
me: our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be this fuck.
v: "hallowed be this fuck." totaly sounds like something bevis would say. i mean that in the best way
pickyourheartupoffthefloor asked: 1- who are your favorite queer icons/role models/people in the public eye 2-did you end up getting an iud? 3-when i eventually come over to the states can we meet, have delicious food and talk for hours about awesome things 4-i may have asked number 3 already but whatever i will ask again 5-what are some things you want to accomplish in life so that you feel your life will feel...
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sexartandpolitics replied to your post: michelleshock: There’s a “Shit Chicagoans Say”…
youtube.com/watch?v… I was watching this one and was like, “this isn’t that bad…” and then I saw youtu.be/Ofy5gNk… this one…
that’s the one. Ugh Ugh Ugh
Anonymous asked: What was the best year of your adulthood and why? :-)
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michelleshock:
There’s a “Shit Chicagoans Say” video and it’s just…more crap from white people.
I was honestly in shock watching it - it’s so awful on like 1000 levels.
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thewoodstheskythesea asked: If you ever want a portrait of your weiner dogs I'd love to paint them. That picture you posted of Luke, him with that pattern would make a killer painting. I have an etsy shop, NaughtyPigStudios, and it has some other portraits I've done.
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attn: Los Angeles
I think my LA friends need to join my pal chris on the hollywood GLAMOURHIKE
https://www.facebook.com/events/291757157549032/
THIS SATURDAY AT NOON “G L A M O U R H I K E” A Glamorous hike up the Griffith Park trail, starting from the observatory trailhead, all the way to the top, and then back again. Roundtrip is approx 2hr. Dress in your Luxury, stick on your favorite hiking...
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Confession
I totally do whip-its on occasion. Apparently, I am entirely too old to do so, but I don’t give a shit. I don’t like to be high for too long - and they’re just the perfect few seconds of weirdness for me to enjoy them.
Oh god, it’s live music day at potbelly and the dude is playing Dave Mathews band covers.
Lotion for your tattoos →
showpigeon:
I highly recommend Sympathy for the Skin by Lush for refreshing your tattoos. Any kind of lotion makes healed tattoos look better, but this one in particular makes your tattoos look gorgeous. I got some as a gift and I’ve been using it on my tattoos. It enriches the colors but without a sheen. It seriously makes them look better than new. Check it out.
Ooh!!!!
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Woke up feeling melancholy today. Actually, i’m pretty sure it’s the state of my financial affairs that is making me feel sad. Despite my lack of money, I bought a starbucks breakfast (Egg sandwich/doppio = $5.50). What the fuck me? Also my nails have been naked for two whole days and I just can’t even deal with how unpretty that makes me feel.
I just really want to be in bed...
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covert
There’s nothing like getting under-mattress bed restraints delivered to your office. Oh yeah.
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Bleh.
I want to talk to an adult about money and finances and mild financial planning. Like someone my age who has their shit together. Like someone who has more than $20 to their name at the tail end of their paycheck.
I love things so much, but my budget is so damn meager and i buy dinners and presents and baby showers for everyone.
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“Okay, yes, there is a homosexual agenda, okay? There’s just two things on it: 1....”
– Elvira Kurt (via fuckyeahfemmes)
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Quotes by Kat.
“If contemporary furniture is any indication, apparently no one in the future is into bondage. Specifically, It is impossible to restrain anyone on the ikea MALM series of furniture.”
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Things i quote Way too much
Yvonne? That’s a French Ass name!
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I’m eating vanilla buttercream frosted white cake for lunch.
My uncle is dying. Like really dying. Like the family discussed taking him off of his ventilator. Like I will probably be in Cleveland in the next week for a funeral? I don’t even know.
I spent many of the last 36 hours processing and negotiating the terms of an open relationship. Good stuff, hard stuff. I feel...
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NAILZZZZ
snackalupagus:
This is a PSA to all my nail polish and nail art loving Chicago friends. If you haven’t checked it out yet, you should go here. They have all the nail polishes for way cheaper than places like ULTA or elsewhere, plus all the salon goodies, and Seche Vite topcoat, which is essential if you’re me because it keeps you from getting couchmarks on your nails if you’re impatient.
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Giant snowstorm coming today and I have a tummy ache. I dont think they’re related, but whatever.
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taxing
While it’s nice to be getting a tax return, I’m not getting nearly as much as I thought i might be. So now to pull way back on some ideas I had.
Things i must do:
1) repay my savings account back
2) pay my dad loan money back from the past 3 months of non-payment
which leaves me with enough still to perhaps buy one or two fancy clothing items (like maybe some new boots or a...
queerfatfemme:
After a solid eight hours of sleep I was tripping out about why I was still so tired. May we all remember that the winter is a time for hibernation, settling in, slowing down. It’s cool and also, natural, to yearn for sleep. And may we all remember to be gentle with ourselves.
Amen.
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10 Ways to Love Others
ohapoeticsoul:
Some guidelines for loving:
1. Tell them about their brilliance. They likely can’t see it and they don’t know its immensity, but you can see it, and you can illuminate it for them.
2. Be authentic, and give others the gift of the real you and a real relationship. Ask your real questions. Share your real beliefs. Go for your real dreams. Tell your truth.
3. Don’t confuse...
womanofkleenex asked: How did you learn to read tarot? I was thinking about trying to teach myself that when I'm done frantically editing all the time.
