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Texas is the best. →
A good description of why Texas (and especially Houston) is awesome. You won’t regret reading this link!
FEEL free to weigh in on this one, but I think a lot more people would go to the opera if they could do so while lying out on the grass, eating hamburgers and drinking chocolate milkshakes. These are the sorts of things that I found to be top of mind while in Houston, simply because it...
Fuck you, C#m
(via badassbadger)
Dude, I feel ya…hell I can’t even play a straight up F chord because my fingers just won’t go that way.
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so friggin cool. I unabashedly love pop music and this is an amazing mashup of 2009’s top hits.
(really though 2009 was the YEAR OF GAGA!)
TBONE
mariatatuada:
STOP IT. I’VE BEEN DRINKING AND YOU’RE RILING ME UP.
YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME SAVAGE THE MISTER AND HE’S NOT GONNA KNOW WHY.
PLEASE GODDESS LET ALL FASHION BE LIKE THAT FOREVER. I’M SORRY TO BE FOUL BACHELORETTE FROG ABOUT IT, BUT UNF. UNF, I SAY. THAT’S HOW IT NEEDS TO BE. HALLELUJAH HOLY SHIT AMEN.
hah, sorry! I’m just drinking my coffee and seriously almost crying at...
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1999
In 1999 I was married. Yes, really. I was only 20 years old and the circumstances are not terribly complicated, but enough so that I won’t delve into them here. I had been married 6 months and within that 6 months, my (now ex) husband had experienced the most ridiculous twist in his brain. He went from being a fairly normal fun guy who like to get high and spin records and drop x or acid...
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factoid about me
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i met marilyn manson once. he said i was “real pretty” like a shy kid hiding behind his mom. clearly he has a type.
ooh! yes! I met him too. It was the day they played a show with NIN, but before that they were playing an acoustic set (weird, right?) at a shop in Montrose (downtown houston). I got my belly button pierced that day (wut, it was 1994 dudes) and met the band. MM...
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so long
My mom sent me a list today of the last of my childhood items that are at her home that she wants to be rid of
Dad and I are putting things away from Christmas and also reorganizing the attic. I wanted to know if you are wanting to keep any of the following: 1. Porcelain dolls 2. Stuffed St. Bernard dog 3. Stuffed Snoopy Dog 4. Dukes of Hazard Lunch Box 5. Papers from first house 6. Old...
Important lessons:
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ailanthusaltissima:
Jim Beam is poor bourbon.
Jimmy Dean is poor food.
So start your 2010 off right and stay away from edibles that come from some guy named Jim.
whatever! snap into a greasy disgusting slim jim, ania.
Just make sure you pull a Wendy Williams and get it cracklin first.
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New Sweater
(my new sweater - Calvin Klein)
Why is my brand new sweater covered in schmutz? I’m blaming someone I don’t know who yet.
My outfit today (concept, not actual pieces)
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A lady should never “cut” someone, that is to say, fail to acknowledge their...
– General Etiquette for the Lady, Regency Manor (via regencyera) (via my-ear-trumpet)
—And she should probably avoid actually cutting you too…
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Barcelona →
can one of you folks who have been or live in Barcelona tell me if these really cool little apartment hotels are in a decent area? I’m looking to possibly book one for my dream trip.
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Can someone
badassbadger:
tell me when 7AM PDT is in Eastern time?
10pm am (ak reading comprehension!)
also for future reference http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html
Well, I wanted to share some tunes with you
mariatatuada:
badassbadger:
mariatatuada:
But apparently, nothing I have is in mp3 form.
Just wmv.
Fuck a cracka named Bill Gates.
If you didn’t buy it off iTunes, you can convert it in your iTunes to an MP3. I found a tutorial online on how to do it.
What is this…iTunes you speak of?
I do not have it. I do not desire it. I do not have an iPod. Is there a way to do it without...
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it is what it is...
Want to watch a bunch of white boys freak the fuck out? Suggest they read Unpacking the Knapsack and they get belligerent about not being racists.
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i don’t like “cute” clothing. or twee clothing. i like clothes that are in some capacity sexy. not like obligatorily sexy or flashing-my-tits-at-10am sexy, but clothing that implies sexy.
Cute clothing isn’t for me either, but i do get a kick out of seeing fat women play with fashion that is not “supposed to be” for them…like tootcicle - even though my...
i think a lot of my diet shit
birminghamdrunk:
has to do with my virtually nonexistent moderate self control. i can do the extreme control long enough to diet and drop some weight, but once i’m to a certain point, i just throw my hands up.
i live in the south. there are biscuits and gravy and fried chicken and fried fish and ribs and shit about every goddamn corner. what am i supposed to do?
enjoy! how could you not?
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My dear THeart/TBone
mariatatuada:
In re: our conversation yesterday:
How would I market to you, and folks like yourself? I know how to market to the rest of the world—they’re the ones making money. They’re the easy ones. It’s no challenge.
LOSE 20 POUNDS IN 6 WEEKS. EXTREME. GUILT. SIN. WILLPOWER. CELEBRITY DIET. PINCH AN INCH.
The whole industry is based off of making you hate who you are, and trying...